Rex Tillerson did not deny calling Harve Weinstein a fucking moron either

It’s simply not fair to hold men responsible for their own actions where women are involved. It’s always the women’s fault for letting for them do it (or for not saying no loudly enough or fighting hard enough, or for being dressed like a slut, or for appearing outside without a male chaperone, or for existing and…

I wisely neglect to comment on #PaulaDeen but I say my husband is disgusted with her.

A friend literally just called an hour ago to announce he and his new bride (they got married like, last month) are expecting. Definitely a “ohhhh, whoops” but happy moment. I was thrilled for them but at the same time was thinking “man, that money you were saving for a new house is out the window of the house you…

Ugh that’s horrible. I knew she had a shit time being pregnant but I thought it was extreme nausea and other horrendous, but not quite life threatening issues

Um, as many as her personal feelings deem? Is there some kind of judicial standard for how many kids should make a person satisfied?

Same story over here. Same feels too.

Yeah, I completely get this? I just wrapped up a reallllllyyyyyyyyy shitty pregnancy and I have a lot of angst toward women who had no issues. It’s not rational, I know it’s not ~emotionally mature~, but dammit, I resent them just the same. If I had Kim’s fertility issues, and my 20-year-old sister got knocked up in…

I’m imagining Kim raising an eyebrow, rolling her eyes, and turning away at this news. But being extremely happy for Khloe. 

I could go either way on Kim’s reaction, but I totally believe it if she was less than pleased. I don’t know what it is about sisters, but for just once in my life, I’d love my sister to give me a normal reaction to good news or even my life choices. I know I’m projecting, but I’m flashing back to 1986 when I picked a…

Kim can have babies on her own no problem. It’s just once they’re in her body, they make her want to die and vomit. She reacted that way because her 20 year old sister was knocked up by some guy she had been dating for appx 4 minutes.

This has Michael Shannon and true believers. I’m sold. (Only way this could be better is having Michael Shannon as a conflicted true believer, a la Nelson Van Alden on Boardwalk Empire.)

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…

Guys I need to share somewhere that last weekend Scott Disick was at my hometown (Santa Barbara) local Irish pub (Dargans)...on the night of my wedding and subsequent after party there. (I got married last weekend woooo!!!) His bodyguard was a dick but he wasn’t...? He bought me a beer, several of my wedding party,…

I’m gonna pull in Patti Lupone on Penny Dreadful here

Kids should learn about sex the old fashioned way like I did: their grandma’s tattered old 80s romance novels. Plus, it encourages close reading skills to try to figure out what the heck is going on with all that heaving, pulsating, and water imagery.

Really filthy stuff in Utah = “Ebony cursed daughter of Ham gets into Heaven as not a servant”

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

I suspect most recording companies of just being money-laundering operations at this point. Considering so few of these Insta-stars succeed for any length of time, these companies sinking money into producing their ‘music’ should be going bankrupt, not turning a profit.

I hope Elle’s new masthead comes with an audible chip inside so that every time you open onto the page Heidi Klum’s tinny voice screams “NEENA GAHSEEAH,” like one of those novelty birthday cards.