It’s not like they were there and everyone had cholera, or there were zombies, or cholera zombies.  

Gimmie, gimmie SAFE SEX!

My elementary school chose “Beach Boys” for their annual music program when I was in the 4th or 5th grade, so, I’ve had “Kokomo” stuck in my head for most of my life.

That’s reverse racism!

He raised by apes though. Monkeys aren’t apes. This story is just a rip off.

We consider seven years to be the timeline after which one can call oneself a native Californian. We’re easy that way.

I could easily write 5000 words about how half the beauty industry seems to think that holographic, iridescent, and opalescent are interchangeable terms. :(

YES!!!

MerMAN!! It’s Merman.

Maybe it’s all unicorns and mermaids for people with their heads in the sand. In the reality of Trumpmerica though, all fashion trends are Derelicte.

Oysters at Fridays 😬

Nicole is doing the heaviest lifting by a long shot but I can’t get over how much I love Reese in this. I don’t know if I’ve ever related to a character so much, and I’m not even a parent. The emotional compartmentalization, the leftover hurt, the boneheaded mistakes...just, very real stuff, I feel.

That sounds awful, but still not as bad as the anti-union propaganda I’m forced to watch as a manager. Did you know that unions exist to make as much money as possible off of their members while destroying innocent corporations?

You’re probably one of those annoying tourists with their annoying selfie-sticks:

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

Ugh, I hate this tend. I need clothing for work and peasants tops don’t really cut it since my job isn’t “free spirited beach waif.”

More cheese-oriented journalism please.

“Any teacher worth their salt hates to be out of the classroom. Taking a day off creates much more work than it saves,” a teacher at Chapel Hill High School who asked not to be identified stated via email. “Teachers can’t just not show up. We have an obligation to plan lessons and leave directions for a…

I have an eleven year old girl as well. Slime (incredible mess) making, TESTIFY!

I’d take the slime over whatever Trump is spewing out any day.