This was my favorite song when I was 8. I was a weird kid.

That sounds like chicken parmigiana to me. Mmmmmm... chicken parm...

I don't know where Miley is getting her schnitzel from, but if it tastes like McNuggets, something ain't right.

I'm not sure what yoga classes you are taking, but my teacher varies each class. Some weeks we focus on upper body, other weeks it's lower body. Some times we are doing hip openers, some weeks it's shoulder openers. I should add that the studio is owned by a dude who also teaches martial arts (he's certified in karate…

I'm gonna be THAT girl for a second, only because macaroons are one of my favorite cookies of all time. Macaroons are coconut cookies, sometimes, but not always, dipped in dark chocolate. They are chunks of heaven.

I call displays like this "The Oprah Effect." I have worked retail on and off since the dawn of man (ok, ok, it was 1996), and now I'm a school teacher, so yay me! I digress, back to the Oprah Effect.

Well, you specifically called out retail employees as being "people" so no wonder you raised hackles. There is virtually no reason, in a retail establishment, where yelling is warranted or appropriate (unless you were being assaulted, or something).

No matter how much you yell at me, I'm not going to let you use a coupon that is expired. Why? Because everyone else managed to use the coupon in the correct amount of time, so why do you get a free pass?

Oh god, I died with Suzanne and the Shakespeare. DIED!

Give me goat yogurt or give me death! So goat-y!

I have a friend from HS who recently bought a farm. Based on FB, it seems like she and her husband are making it work, but she was always a horse person, and they previously ran a co-op giant garden-type thing, so my guess is they will be successful. I think the biggest impetus to buy a farm was so that she wouldn't…

I hated the phrase "my bad"' but otherwise this movie was the shit. That same summer I bought the sweetest candy-pink high heeled Mary Janes from Bakers. The strap was a satin bow. The great thing about Clueless fashion was it took all the things i loved about kinderwhore style: heeled Mary Janes, baby tees, etc, and…

I never thought of Old Gravy before. I have 6 weeks left. I will start using it. Thanks!

Did somebody say my name?

I have a FB friend with an ugly baby. Obviously I have kept that opinion to myself, but the baby unfortunately is the spitting image of dad. As an adult. It's weird. I know babies tend to resemble their fathers during the first year of life, but this is uncanny. It may be the incredibly heavy eyebrows. I'm sure the…

Oh god, it will be glorious! I'm glad your dad is reppin' the Chicago 'stache.

I'm at one of the North Bay stores that just got the Project One remodel last year. BTW - your denim folding skills are stunning. I've been with the company off and over the last 13 years, and the most I ever made when I was a supervisor (back in 2005) was $11.65. When I was finishing my BA at SSU, I took a summer job…

Does he also have a mustache? I feel like any real Chicago man has a mustache. Or maybe a bristly crew-cut/flat-top hybrid. Hey, there's a reason why the Sports Fans were so funny.

Well played. It's Old Navy. How can you escape the ubiquitous commercials during back-to-school and holiday?

I feel that. After my second layoff in early 2011 (I was in marketing and PR), I went back to school and got a teaching credential. I finished in May of '12 and after a year of searching, I'm starting my first full-time teaching position this fall. Hence the return to part-time retail hell. But I only have 6 weeks and…