The software that translates the raw signals into usable data accounts for this. Only installations using two tubes can determine vehicle classification, and the two tubes are spaced close enough that an axle will pass over both tubes before the next axle will hit the first tube. In this way, the speed of the vehicle…

She’s actually using paper towels so perhaps, ‘The thicker, quicker squatter’.

Why not just go for the gusto with Charmin Bountiego? 😂

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

“Don’t hate th-” SHUT THE FUUG UP, I hate who I wanna hate, it’s Sony whos actin like hot shit, and its them who need to be put in check.

I guess there’s just a vas deferens in our levels of humor.

Oh my god, this song is an earworm. It’s like Mario himself is burrowing into my brain. O___O

Wrong turn in Albuquerque gets him every time

A protest vote. You know, like voting third party because Bernie didn’t get the nomination...

Really, no one posted this yet? Fine. Out of obligation...

Oh ho ho... not only has YouTube decided NOT to ban him, YouTube is actually BACKING him!

I like Scarlet Johansson and I defintely believe she can play the part but I’d have preferred a Japanese actress playing the protagonist. But I guess they don’t want to risk attracting just the anime fans so they go with big name recognition.

Police cars shouldn’t be tough to spot so they can catch you speeding, they should be easy to spot in case you need help. If I’ve just been mugged and see that vehicle, I’m going to think I'm just walking up to some dude instead of a cop.

*waves hand* im a feminist and didn’t like the whole debacle. i felt people were sending the message that athletic girls cant show off their booties.

i dont mind this change. i still see butt. and now she also shows off her sass (hah).

Well, it looks like he was the one...

Is now a bad time to mention you put the eyes on the Miata in the opening picture in the wrong place? They’re supposed to be in the windows, not the headlights.

It’ll need a new heatsink, new motherboard, new power supply, more RAM, and possibly underclocking for reliabil- I mean stability soon after you purchase one.

I will now insist that this car is powered by a Core-i4 with Turbo Boost.

Oh, good. I was worried that the model name would be simple enough for me to remember.

Glad I'm not the only one that wants to like EVE so badly, but doesn't have the time nor the patience to get past the initial vertical cliff they call a learning curve. Everything about it seems so awesome, but I just can't devote the time or money to play it.