Preface: I have both the Xbox One and PS4 preordered. Unlikely to own a Wii U:

That was already covered: "true patriot"

How To Catch a Predator...?

Yeah, not sure I want Valve expanding their monopoly in the digital download market anymore. Even if it is relatively benevolent.

I was going to read this article...then I noticed the title wanted me to personally answer two questions. TWO questions! Absurd! Absolutely absurd. As if someone had time to be answer questions all day. No, no, no; I have far too many video games to play.

if you liked freelancer, make sure you check out Star Citizen, a project by Chris Roberts, the creator of wing commander, freelancer, and privateer.

For the sake of fun we've agreed to pretend the following:

Freelancer has stuck with me for all these years, I keep going back to it from time to time, I always wanted a second. Lets just hope that one of these games can offer htat level of freedom

Freelancer's the one that pushes my nostalgia buttons, stripped down as the final product ended up being. Probably because it's the only real space sim I've ever played. I remember hearing the female Shepard's voice in Mass Effect the first time and going, "Holy shit, it's Juni!". I'd say the first chunk of the plot…

Oh...the hours...

Threading the needle is a skill for the young.

When Microsoft does it, it's stupid and evil.

God he is super cute, hot in that outfit too.

alright, you just went full retard there…

Whoever created that demotivational must not have been paying good enough attention...because that's not a smart, but a VW CrossFox.

I think it used to be funny, but then it took an arrow to the knee.

It's more like GTA IV's story, if you've ever played that game. It's the story of you and a city- of you trying to get by, and getting involved in a lot of nasty stuff along the way. It's more character driven.

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