Ya know what, if I had a son who distributed a compromising picture of a classmate, I would be livid. EVEN WITHOUT the rape. EVEN WITHOUT the resulting suicide. I would be so godamned pissed. What kind of person thinks they can just shrug off their child behaving this way???

Ugh. Yes. Once your kid rapes a drunk girl who is puking AND RECORDS IT he is no longer a good kid.

Yeah there's the "kid got busted drinking in the park with his friends" and then there's "kid rapes a girl and takes a photo" ... not QUITE the same thing.

while his parents defend him as a good kid "who's made some mistakes."

i am literally enraged and also like LOL RLY

My boss has never sent me an email detailing what color my nail polish needs to be or the length I ought to trim my pubes.

Navigating early adulthood is hard. I can't help but think that what is described in that email would only make it harder.

Thank you, I totally will! It's Friday and you're leaving!

The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

What I heard: The most important thing to learn in college is conformity. It is not the time to experiment with ideas and finding your style! If you want to advance to the basic bitch big leagues when you graduate now is them time to stop thinking and start bronzing.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

I mean, they're not wrong.

What, was Bobzula taken already?

Sexmonsterism aside, how could you possibly take a "Master Bob" seriously? That sounds like the wig you're supposed to copy on your first week of barber school.

See, compared to the incest and grooming article with the 18 year old dating her 39 year old father, this is nothing.

I will eagerly await his fictionalized portrayal by some random male model on the ID Network.

That's on my sad, sad, sad agenda.

Given Ohioans bizarre love for Skyline Chili, I'm assuming that's a typo and it should say "slop".

I'll help make "Because, Fuck You Jess" happen. I know one. Fuck her.

A lot of people seem to be giving you shit. I won't. I live in Alaska and chicken is regularly more than $4 per pound, regardless of which piece or whole.