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Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

Where is the couple from the original wedding? There is a story there, as indicated by their conspicuous absence.

She hyphenated her last name and is now Fussy-Husbyn.

Ansari recognized this hypocrisy immediately and must have had had literal bursts of flames coming out of his eyeballs after seeing that shit.

Rebecca, not directly related to this Murdoch shitshow, but have you seen THIS?!

I'm all about the caftans. They are hard to come by though! I've trawled my local thrift stores and only found one and my boyfriend has taken to wearing it around the house like George Bluth in the attic. In a perfect world we'd have a entire wardrobe of caftans between us.

Thanks for linking to a website that is not Jezebel to prove how Jezebel feels about a thing. That's fun.

I really hope this takes off as the next, "Thanks, Obama".

No, it hasn't.

The Duggars. #RupertsFault

I loved it all, but I think my favorite was when Tina said "It took me three hours to look like a human woman." (something like that. THANK YOU TINA!)

The "minimally talented brat" line was a reference to an email about Angelina Jolie from the Sony leak. I don't think Angelina was there.

Queen Wizard JK Rowling is on fire today.

I loved how she played with her earring too - total call out to Carrol Burnett.

i think my favorite joke was that the civil rights movement worked and everything is totally fine now.

All the sick fear on everyone's face in the audience: totally worth the 9 minutes it took to watch this. The light poking these blowhards receive once a year is not enough.

Frances McDormand is magnificent.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

Oh...oh hi Steve Carrell. You're looking handsomer than I realized.