Mine has more of a throaty chuckle.

"Hahahaha except that would be felony assault, right? Hahaha!"

My friend just bought a tattoo gun, because she's actually a fairly good artist and wanted to tattoo herself... It's whatever, and some of what she's done looks pretty good. But whenever my friends and I get drunk at her house she jokes about "If anyone passes out early I'm breaking out the tattoo gun!" and I just…

I love you for this.

FREEZE PEACH! Yeah that's totally what that means.

Wow, I had never heard of them before. Just did some reading and how *awful*.

And "I'm allergic to crunchy. But not crispy."

I think it's fair to hate the system when the system is set up to literally extort businesses. Yelp is a crock of shit.

I don't always take advice, but when I do it's from unemployed losers who write 500 words about their apps and service last night...

How could I forget about the Dionnes? Those poor kids.

Not to mention Identical Quintuplets.

Yep. My husband brings home the best stories from his job. He works at a fancy resort restaurant in Marin County California and all kinds of douche happens there. It is always the "normal" people who are the jerks. They had an entire crowd of A-listers for a birthday party once (and I do mean A-listers) and they…

"And here is our garden."

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a…

yeah. The north has "fuckface," "yous guys," "nigger," "fackin beaner," and "gaddamn kike" all locked up.

I hear you, but would a female relative newcomer who is currently bringing in the bank, e.g. Jennifer Lawrence, be paid less than a high profile Oscar winning male who has done less work in the same period? I am doubtful. Extremely doubtful.

Kind of tangentially related, it's always pissed me off that women usually get second billing in a film, even if they're A-List to her co-star's B-List.
I've seen way too many movie posters like

Fucking hell. That sweet little baby. The only remotely comforting thought I can find is that she's free of abuse now.

These aren't human beings, these men. They're mistakes. They're monsters of the lowest form. I want so badly for them to suffer.

No. Great speakers don't need to be subject matter experts and subject matter experts aren't always great speakers. Anyone that has sat through a boring college lecture understands that.

Worked as an archaeologist for years in the Southwest. There is a reason the BLM and Dept of Interior have designated offroad locations. Archaeology sites and biologically sensitive areas get destroyed on a weekly basis.