Wow. I have no idea WTF any of you are talking about but this is cracking me the fuck up regardless.

Oh I also hit my head the other day on the ceiling while jumping on the bed. My boyfriend bout peed himself.

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

This is a fine roast, though I have a hard time believing The Lord Our God would take the time to damn the soul of this godless communist.

I'd say as early as possible. If you lived in that town in Canada that's overrun with polar bears (which happily kill and eat people), you wouldn't wait to tell them polar bears are dangerous and how to avoid being killed by one. You'd drill that lesson into their heads the minute they were born.

Depends... are the Low Points minorities?

Now we know what REALLY happened to her kitten.

Not to mention the distressed skinny jeans with holes in the knees.

Uh, there's nothing wrong with free bread. This is America, not Portugal.

In what culture are people expected to yell at a waitress for not providing a dish that they have politely explained is not on the menu? For free?

a) she was a complete asshole about it.

No. Her behavior was unacceptable ("Wasn't that hard, was it?"). Accept that you're wrong, apologize, move on. The poster tried her best and couldn't get through that kind of stubbornness and STILL got yelled at. Whatevs on these assholes.

Just a personal preference, I think you should drop the one from Jacob Salazar. That is a textbook example of a functionally illiterate person getting help ordering their food, not a dumb person being a jerk/insane.

I'm all for making fun of jerks, but sometimes a bit of sympathy for someone with a shameful problem…

I genuinely thought you were joking here. Are you serious? Or is this just a "ha ha, someone always tries to defend the assholes" thing?

I thought you were joking with this comment and then I got to the end and realized you were serious and now I don't know if I should be laughing more at the stupid woman who thought vegetable tempura was bread after being an uppity bitch to her server or at the fact that an anonymous internet commenter felt the need…

She deserves scorn/ ridicule because she made a scene and insisted that the (non existent) bread rolls were previously provided to her for FREE. Unless the restaurant regularly gives away free platters of tempura (seems doubtful?) her mistake wasn't just seeing tempura on someone's table and mistaking it for bread.

i dont understand blindly loyal friends who say nothing/back people up in their stupidity. shut it down, guys. shut the bullshit down.

Is the ranch dressing served in a monogrammed coffee thermos by an aggressive Italian waiter who wants to eat all your bread unless the Russian patriarch can save it first?

Ooh boy I can't wait for the arguments people make trying to defend laundry detergent lady. SOME PEOPLE AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH YOUR HIGH-CLASS FANCY KITCHEN STORES AND SO MISTAKE THEM FOR TRADER JOE'S ALL THE TIME! MAYBE SHE WAS FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE WHERE COOKING OIL LOOKS LIKE OUR LAUNDRY DETERGENT! IT IS…

I used to work at an "Italian" restaurant which I won't name—rhymes with "Shmolive Garden"