kastlelostherkey
Kastle Thymely and Sage
kastlelostherkey
Apr 10 2015
22

Is this a serious response? Like, did you really just pull the "People are being raped, so discussing everyday sexism that women encounter is trivial"? Because I actually had a modicum of respect left for you before you stooped to this truly pathetic rebuttal.

Apr 10 2015
12

And as an actual human woman (and former bartender) who has lots of experience being hit on at bars, once again, I'm telling you that unless you're suggesting Purple Haze along with a few other non-fruit beers, you're just as likely to come off as a condescending asshole as you are to be successful. I'm glad you're Read more

Apr 10 2015
13

And what I'm saying is that what you're "merely suggesting" is a bad idea that's just as likely to make you look like a condescending asshole as it is to succeed. Most people aren't hitting on 10 women at one time and trying to choose a drink they think would appeal to the majority of them. You're trying to hit on Read more

Apr 10 2015
14

Women buy a lot of this beer at my place/women buy more of this beer at my place than men do =/= Women love this beer more than any other by far. If a dude bought me (or ANY of my friends) a fruit beer at a bar, it would not be well-received. Read more

Apr 10 2015
22

My guess is that she goes home with the Coors Light guy because he wasn't like "Ladies be likin' fruit beers, amirite???"

Apr 10 2015
57

it’s a special pomade they keep in their leg rolls and smear on when you aren’t looking

Apr 9 2015
64

Bobby Flay changed the recipe for his marriage to something more...deconstructed

Apr 9 2015
179

Reviewing a Nicholas Sparks’ movie is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot. But only after a long, love affair in which they wrote letters to one another that never reached each other because the mail service in a barrel is horrible.

Apr 9 2015
122

Uh, then what the hell is cadaver training in med school?