They definitely haven’t. Oh! And they aren’t any good.

Is this a serious response? Like, did you really just pull the "People are being raped, so discussing everyday sexism that women encounter is trivial"? Because I actually had a modicum of respect left for you before you stooped to this truly pathetic rebuttal.

And as an actual human woman (and former bartender) who has lots of experience being hit on at bars, once again, I'm telling you that unless you're suggesting Purple Haze along with a few other non-fruit beers, you're just as likely to come off as a condescending asshole as you are to be successful. I'm glad you're…

And what I'm saying is that what you're "merely suggesting" is a bad idea that's just as likely to make you look like a condescending asshole as it is to succeed. Most people aren't hitting on 10 women at one time and trying to choose a drink they think would appeal to the majority of them. You're trying to hit on…

Women buy a lot of this beer at my place/women buy more of this beer at my place than men do =/= Women love this beer more than any other by far. If a dude bought me (or ANY of my friends) a fruit beer at a bar, it would not be well-received.

My guess is that she goes home with the Coors Light guy because he wasn't like "Ladies be likin' fruit beers, amirite???"

It’s like some sort of freak teleporter accident where James Franco and Seth Rogan got combined...

it’s a special pomade they keep in their leg rolls and smear on when you aren’t looking

Bobby Flay changed the recipe for his marriage to something more...deconstructed

was Barry Manilow being gay a thing that everybody knew about and I was just in the dark?

all I see are blackheads

Will you guys basically be covering the primaries solely under the DUDEFIGHT hashtag? Because if so, I APPROVE.

Reviewing a Nicholas Sparks’ movie is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot. But only after a long, love affair in which they wrote letters to one another that never reached each other because the mail service in a barrel is horrible.

Nooo...Alan Alda is in this turd?! Boo. He’s my #1 progressive dude crush.

And with the additional burden of a penis that takes blood away from their brains sometimes... it’s a wonder that men can get done with anything at all.

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.

Uh, then what the hell is cadaver training in med school?

This headline suggests there’s a “good time” to knockout one’s wife.

The party of “personal responsibility” strikes again.

I was raised in the Catholic Church. Nude midriffs are a big no no there. I’m guessing in other religions too. It’s because when you’re in “god’s house” you’re supposed to dress respectfully. Not that I agree with that, but those are the rules I was taught.