Don’t blame us; Bieber was a sweet, shy young man until you yanks got your money-grubbing paws on him!

This bit about calling anything colourful or faux furry a Sesame Street character is lazy and boring. Make them stop.

I can’t wait for the U.S. to enjoy its first Canadian president!

And how that lady can accessorize.

oh pls pls pls pls?

I've been known to finish eating my salad with my soup spoon.

Penises. They think: they swell. They think they're swell.

Thank god they burned this. It wouldn't be authentic if it were properly cooked, right?

food service workers have to wash after bathroom, but also, money-takers can not touch the food.

Aaaah. So you are assuming that relationship=exclusivity. It may, in many cases, but not all. We just don't know.

I find this wall so creepy.

Where are you getting the idea of infidelity?

I have a name that - when I was born - was equally popular for boys and girls. Think of Frances/Francis or Aaron/Erin as examples. Despite it having the traditionally female spelling, I still get many instances of people addressing me as Mr. Kastle.

Can you imagine the kind of sheets he'd buy for the bed he only sleeps in for 8 hours a night? Hell, food only turns to piss and shit, there's no need for it to taste good. Et. cetera, and so on and so forth.

Then pay attention on your next trip to downtown Toronto, Ottawa, Hamilton etc. This shit is real, you may just not be recognizing it when you see it.

"fertility herbs, including chasteberry", by which we learn god is female, speaks English and has a great sense of humour.

You're just egging me on.

Aren't most rape apologists chicken? :)

Which is why I repied to beets, not you. I was implying, but should have expressly stated, that a person who chose your screen name was not likely to need to have classical references explained to them.

From someone who chose Antigone as their screen name?!?!?!?