But the aunt didn't report the abuse or take the child for medical attention, either. I would not place a child with her.

Lizzie Borden, by the Chad Mitchell Trio

A near-perfect ham and cheese omelette saved with FreezerFries? Desecration.

Borrow? Do you actually want it back? :)

Dear Eisen

Totally o/t in the worst way, but . . . my favourite Rhodes scholar is Kris Kristofferson, songwriter of "Sunday morning coming down" fame.

Well, yes, it does. Her "real" name is Ella. She has to clean the fireplace of cinders. She is nicknamed cinder-ella.

That thong is irreverent. It/he/she is not a basset hound

Because she referred explicitly to moose head stew, which is a very different thing from moose meat stew.

I will not ever admit this IRL but. . . I once thought harem pants were God's Gift To Women Who Combine Comfort With High Fashion.

I had nitrous. It does not do a thing for pain. It does relax some women and make the delivery not be more painful than it has to be, but it doesn't do that anything for the normal agony comes along with any birth experience.

That was truly blinding. Good call.

I threw my wedding band into the pond at the waste water treatment plant and never regretted it.

To misquote Dorothy Parker, my inner goddess just fwew up.

Why is Big Bird trying to fingerbang Katy Perry?

Raus. Especially to a "German" shepherd. :)

My condolences.

This is brilliant.

Why or why not?

I'm replying to you randomly, rather than any other person who posted the same concern, just because of your time stamp.