Am I not making sense? I seem to be repeating myself a lot.

Yes, because unemployed single mothers aren't a thing. If you think shit like this can't / doesn't happen in the US you are being willfully blind.

The woman's lawyer did say she'd been in an abusive relationship, which might be something to consider.

Did you read the bit about the abusive relationship? Why would they want to call him?

"Are there really that many dead British soldiers though?"

No one should assume anything because we don't know, won't know, and it is not relevant.

You seem to be missing my point.

"Not many excuses for having 6 kids if you can't handle them. I'm not one to judge.."

It's equally possible that the father was a soldier and was shot dead at some point during the latest pregnancy.

Mind you don't pull a muscle, jumping to all those conclusions.

I'm glad you have no idea of the depths to which an abusive relationship can damage a psyche.

THEY DID!! I was drunk and could barely stand it. The poor cat must have been terrified. And sober.

I actually have to address this because Allen read the post and was very upset that I didn't get the "gestalt" of the bucket o' cats.

Agreed! They are my favorite internet stranger couple and the more I read about Allen the more I love him. I bet this Grumpy Cat thing was Allen's payback for the time Mark tricked him into watching that gross sex movie.

My dear little Grumps,

I'm never sure if I'm #teammark or #teamallen, but I know I love hearing about their adventures.

My daughter thinks Grumpy Cat is the absolute best. She has the book and everything. I can't wait to show her this post! Mark, you just won yourself a new 7-year old fan. Too bad I can't show her any of your other work.

I adore these special reports. Jezebel needs more Allen!

Ben Lashes sounds like the name of a beautiful pony or a cartoon fawn.

It was cute once. What really spoiled it for me was when they named the cat "Tard" as an obvious reference to retarded. When I pointed that out to them they changed the story to tardar sauce, when I pointed out there is no such thing they made up some other bullshit story. I believe these are just shitty human being…