It's in the bit where he's only willing to travel with a young woman, and also in the bit where he's requiring pictures with bids and understands that ones of himself are expected in return.

Nah, it has to go deeper than that. He posted this ad knowing it would get attention, hoping it would get to the ex that other women would apparently love to be in her place.

Celebrity Edition!

I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...

i wanna flip like 500 tables about that last one. WOW THO.

In this scenario, you buy a plunger.

I can't help falling in love with you.

I need this embroidered on a pillow.

Look, I found the best answer a couple years ago:

As an Asian who has spent most his life squatting over pit toilets, I consider the Sitting Toilet Constipation (STC) to be a status symbol, like gout and high-heel toes.

ASK. Seriously, if you're in support of same-sex marriage and you're planning a hetero wedding, ask if they provide the same services to LGBTQ couples. If they don't, move on.

This story leaves me all shook up. Don't the chapel owners know even GLBTQ people can't help falling in love? I just want to tell them don't be cruel.

To be fair, most gay couples don't have the same sort of wholesome, Christian values that Elvis and his 14 year old girlfriend did.

So they marry people they know nothing about. Doesn't matter about religion, criminal history, these people could be pedophiles, any thing. Anyone is worthy of marriage as long as they aren't gay. I just don't get this.

Team Cat!

For the benefit of all moms, future moms, and happily child-free friends of moms, I will share the words of my amazing pediatrician when it became clear that breastfeeding was not going to work for me and my son despite my increasingly frantic efforts:

"It may come out anyway, or through your armpits," another advised later when I was doing the usual post-labor, slow-recovery walk through the hospital halls.

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.