the Wasilla Grifter will never, let me repeat this, NEVER run for public office. She is simply using this "maybe I will run, considering my options" nonsensical bullshiit so she can cling to the last tattered shreds of relevance and continue her grafting. If she doesn't keep up this illusion, she's down to just…

Febreeze is passe? Who decides this? Why didn't I get the memo?

If her sister is THAT sick, she wouldn't have waited that long to be seen. And if she wasn't that sick, then she doesn't NEED to get seen that fast. There's no excuse for this at all.

No, no, no. Phobias are an irrational fear of something. There is no way you can convince me that it's irrational to be afraid of a creature with 8 legs whose fangs can puncture the skull of a mouse. I have a weird love / hate relationship with spiders. I think they are amazing, and beautiful / scary at the same time.…

Why are people afraid of Heights, Water, Electricity, The Outside, Snakes, Airplanes, Other People?

First world problems.

POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE [break for ass-licking] POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE.

Bride met Groom at a conference he organized, where she was seriously fucking up her career in a number of ways. She followed him around, hoping to get him alone to remedy the professional errors. He misread that as romantic interest and invited her to visit his city while she was in the area. She proceeded to get…

Oh God, I have decided to leave this off my site as I can't find a fairytale way of saying

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

#thingsionlysayonline

NO

JESUS ADAM

WHY

F*CK YOU

This is where Ruth Shader Ginsburg usually sits, correct?

Not only that, being late with no prior notice is a power play. It's the attempt to 'prove' that you're more powerful than the person you're meeting with by forcing them to wait to meet with you.

Hey Jude

remember

hey jude

Well, in light of the reports that nurses who cared for Duncan were also instructed by their employer to continue to care for other patients in the hospital, it's easy to understand why she thought it was fine to fly.

I would imagine that this nurse was given all manner of assurances by her employer that it was perfectly safe to be taking care of Duncan and that she had nothing to worry about. she called the CDC and they told her to go ahead and fly. in hindsight, it's easy to criticize, but when you are told over and over again by…