Spicer said he recently met with the executive producer of a network Sunday show who begged him for "new hip conservatives" to feature on the show's roundtable.

That's because there are only five workers at any given Wallmart and they can never find each other to collectively walk out.

When I see "libertarian" used as a pejorative I direct the user to the Libertarian Party platform, which almost always contradicts the attempted insult. Anybody can claim anything is "libertarian," but whether or not you're a member of the LP you can point to their platform as a reputable collection of…

Nope. I see Mia. He's the image of his mother.

Seems like it was just yesterday when you couldn't say anything bad about Ronan Farrow because he was untouchable. How things have changed.

That's cause you're wrong and your Mom is right. Sorry/not sorry.

"The models are dressed just like high society women of the pre-Civil War South — if you replaced every one of their items of clothing with a different item of clothing."

you have no sense of humor do you? Are you one of those robots who have achieved singularity?

That reminds me of this article about Ivory Coast cacao farmers tasting chocolate for the first time. The video brought tears of happiness to my eyes.

No, Derek Jeter winning five Gold Gloves allows me to dismiss MLB as a serious sport.

He actually did.

Me when I left my ex husband: I can't do this anymore.

You should try a full Irish breakfast. We have the sausages, bacon, black and white pudding, eggs, hash browns, tomatoes and mushrooms BUT NO BEANS. It's majestic.

They all met through their church like good wholesome Christian Americans do. After all, no one religious has ever committed any kind of sexual abuse.......wait.

doesn't that also describe online dating, too, though? or ... dating in general? what does the app have to do with it?

I'll answer the questions I know you all have.

"It's England, so they mean Lays."

And beans. The beans look damn good.

Yeah, both of my parents are 64, and trust me, they would think this was a steaming load of sexist bullshit.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.