No, he was not hot. I was also 18 and he had 30 years on me. S0 really I think he was some old fuck that wanted to get a young fuck, but sorry. My pussy is not for everyone and if that hurts your feelings I just don't care. No I do care, I wish it hurt you more :D

I also really was disgutselighted by the dumpster filled with warm clam chowder. Well done. A

I really want to believe that all over Hollywood, there are countless celebrities engaged in a custody battle for Ben Stiller.

Did I mention his looks, dick sniffer?

Jeez, show some cultural sensitivity, Tyson.

Yeah, sometimes Canadian TV does flip out a bit. Usually you just have to bang on the top of the set and it goes back to normal.

Least offensive story we've had in sports all week.

First you stop teaching science in schools. Then you trumpet personhood and call women who get abortions murderers. Then you criminalize miscarriage. Then you have assholes who know nothing about how reproduction actually works declare themselves in charge of both regulating it and explaining it to the idiot…

"It would be disturbing to think that she may be using her abortions as a way to gain political favor with Democratic voters," Horne added.

"Horne noted that "it is extremely rare — if not non-existent — for a woman to have an abortion because the pregnancy posed a risk to her life."

This right here is why I really hate the mentality that I need to give a reason for or "excuse" my abortion. It's my business, and they can fuck off why. If you try to justify it all it does is give them grist for their mill. Just like anything else medical, "nunya business" is enough.

Yeah if you can't handle the person you're seeing potentially hooking up with someone else, then "Don't" be in non-exclusive relationships, dude.

really? I was required to wear my glasses in my id so cops would quickly know I need them when they pull me over. Where do you love?

Meanwhile, a guy is unable to reenlist in the US Air Force because he won't finish his pledge to protect the country with, "So help me God." Childish or not, people like this colander woman make sure that religious minorities aren't thrown under the bus because of being in a position of weakness.

You realize that saying "no offense" doesn't actually make your statement unoffensive, right? Insult religion or don't, but don't call religion ridiculous and compare it to a joke like pastafarianism, then try to say you didn't mean it to offend anyone.

I feel Julia on the middle finger deal, but until we get emojis for POCs I think we can just do this for now ..|.

Hey Scott Foley, I can dream whatever I want, asshole.

When was the last time you were upset and someone dismissed your emotions by saying "Oh, he probably just needs to poop."

I learned that trick years ago. Back in the day when I worked at Borders we each had a little locker to stick our stuff in, but everybody forgot to bring locks. So to reserve her favorite locker, all a co worker did was stick a large box of tampons in the front of the locker, so it was the first thing you saw when you…

Everyone down in these comments equating a menstrual cycle with pooping, please wallow in your shame. I never thought I would see the day where I would have to explain to people why that is a ridiculous comparison and frankly I won't bother now. Also the insane amount of 'UGH WHY FEMINISTS DO DAT' rage over two…