Evel Kuntnievel

Yes, the 'entitled' one is the poorly-paid lower-level food service worker, not the multimillionaire who leaves shitty tips. Good call.

You're saying they didn't call you for comment Lesean?

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

PAW. AND. ORDER. Mariska Hargitay for #COTD.

Most victims of domestic abuse stay with there abuser. So everyone needs to back off the "she's doing it for the money.".

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka (wonder if they've hyphenated their names now?) They seem like they'd be a riot. And I'd make Neil literally sing for his supper. I have no problems being upstaged on my big day, I'm not over fond of being the centre of attention at any rate.

"All the booze?" "All the booze?" What is this madness of which you speak? If Ellen and Portia and I want to get embarrassingly drunk it will be my best man's responsibility to make sure we never run dry. His ONLY responsibility.

So, ideal wedding crashers? I'm going to go with Ellen and Portia. They'd dance, Ellen would at some point grab a mic and crush it, Portia is a deity, and they'd probably send some awesomely original gift after the fact.

Honestly, Matt, I'm not sure if the many flavors of fucked up are so endemic to the NFL that the "bad" people can be replaced without dismantling the league, or making such radical changes that it would turn into something fans don't recognize.

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

I didn't know they weren't married.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

I'll admit I never thought Dumbledore was gay, but then again I never considered the sexuality/relationship status of any of the characters unless a relationship was mentioned.

It's almost as if gay people can be gay without it being a huge defining trait in their personality and/or storyline.

Yes! WE NEED TO KEN BURNS THIS SHIT, IMMEDIATELY.

Such a cool story, though its a shame that a couple who has been together for 72 years, had visited all 50 states, 10 Canadian Provinces, and lived through some of the wildest times in American history were barely able to cross "Get married to the woman I love" off their bucket list.

Do you think it will last?