Haha yes. Cape Breton is nice but it’s far from an anti-racist utopia. I mean, I love it here, and would love more people to come live here, but like... Yeah.

WHAT IS THIS EVEN

Also, the fact that this Embassy of Heaven thing has a book published about what to expect when you go to jail...

THEY ALL SEEM SO LOVELY

I go to a small 200-student university where the closest Tim Horton’s is 20 minutes away. A friend once told me that there was a closer one in the next town over, so one day I decided to drive around and try to find it. Must have driven three times around the whole town, went in all the little back roads. Spent an…

My grandmother was so excited they’d be having “cloitus”

Had a dream which prominently featured my university president (I’m a student). Granted, he’s a total DILF (PILF?), but my dad also works for the university too so I’ve known the guy for a very long time and just yeah... I had a meeting with him the next morning and I felt very awkward. I also once had a sex dream in…

Join us next week where we attempt to make cheese from the fungus growing in our toes and belly buttons!

Demi looks like her daughter is getting married

Though there are many many stories I could choose to tell on this topic, the worst one happened when I was 17. Now, I’ve never been skinny a day in my life, and I’m from a very small isolated town (~2000 people) where I’m known for having the biggest ass, right after my mom. My mom and I are the same size (around US…

My story ALSO had to do with go karts... When I was like 12 my parents decided to bring my younger sister and Ito this weird ice cream parlour that also has go kart, bumper cars, and other random shit. My parents bought us tickets to the go karts and I just started bawling and bawling about how they were forcing me to…

Night I lost my virginity. Drunken, blackout mess. Went down on girl. It was fine, but I was drunk.

No, honestly it’s a good thing so many people support Trump. Now we know who to kill first when the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens.

One of my faves is a Monaco, basically light beer with lemon bar mix and grenadine.

Grl, I can’t even stand wearing earrings and all I do is murder flies and boxes of Kraft Dinner. Props.

But the thing is, he can’t be the only Duggar hiding a scandal. There’s too many of them.

I have the weirdest boner right now

I have a lot of love in my heart for these two right now

When I was a kid I had to wear an eye-patch. No, not like a pirate. It was beige. But sometimes I stuck little flower and dolphin sticks on it, right where my iris would be. Yeah, I guess you could say I was pretty cool.

I’m just thinking how long it would take to feed 150 people out of a food truck!