I know who so little of these people are.

I think this is adorable, if a little creepy. It’s like a cute harmless version of the sex-doll internet community (if you want to have nightmares, look it up — terrifying).

I was too distracted by that to actually take in what the article was saying. Let’s try again

over a dozen water hauls to his Hidden Valley ranch since 2013.

I’ve read the first three books of the Chronicles of Faerie by O. R. Melling every summer since I was 14. Fantasy set in Ireland with Canadian characters. YA. I don’t know why I love it so much. It makes me want to go to Ireland.

This shit is so annoying, it’s right up there with those dumbass pictures my aunts share with quotes about wine that have fuzzy bad quality minions on them. WHY ARE THERE MINIONS ON EVERYTHING?!?!

I’m pretty sure Kardashian/Jenners know exactly what they’re doing with the shit they say (and post), all the time. They didn’t get to be where they are without marketing themselves very very well.

my god, why are so many people defending her blackface

When you’re first starting out with someone, what they do to you is often a very good indicator of what they would like you to do to them. For example, I don’t like penetration on its own, and definitely not anything too intense (penetration-wise) but LOVE clit stimulation. My gf is the COMPLETE opposite. However,…

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Cut them off with a swift “So who would you like us to write the cheque too?”

Do you often see same-sex couples that don’t want to see each others’ outfits before the wedding, as per tradition? How do you cope with this? I’m thinking for my (far-away) future, my girlfriend isn’t really 100% in the fashion department and I usually pick out most things for her (or give her my clothes), but I have…

I once freaked out a bit when an ex started dating someone. So me and this ex dated for almost a year in high school. Both a lot in common, made each other laugh etc etc but he was always like “I’m not ready for sex, I think I’m too young.” His family was pretty religious so I didn’t make anything too big out of it,…

I stopped being embarassed, even when I’m at the store or anything. Like, I’m in a pharmacy buying pads, all the old ladies and grampas behind me in line are holding like, hemorrhoid cream and toe fungus medicine, why the fuck would I be embarassed? When I’m home with my girlfriend, we don’t care, and during the year…

When it’s alright to raise up one person ((Akon)) by tearing down another ((Caitlyn Jenner)) #Society

Girl has NO CHILL

Excellent. Now when I get married (in give or take ten years) I’ll just fill it out as we go along, because I know my wedding is going to be some magical pinterest shit.

Wait... Who is Leah Jenner? There’s another one?

Her phone kept autocorrecting “and” and “fuck”.

“I can’t wait to kiss you abduction duck you.”

First of all, many cats. Then a big room just for the cats, with ladders, slides, and fancy BOXES, toys and toys and toys, only the finest scratching posts... A butler just to take care of the cats. I’d also name the cats things like Victoria, Elizabeth, Ann, Antoinette, etc. There’d also be an adjacent room that was…