Oh god I’m so sorry. She’s being cult assimilated, and it’s hard to fight. Just keep being there for her.

“For some reason, people think if a woman wants to do a job traditionally only men were allowed to do”...

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HIGHLIGHT

The Michelle as a man theory is my favorite (i.e. most puzzling and horrifying) theory.

THAT CHEEK!!!

Shade is too subtle for Uncle Joe. He’ll just straight out call you a dick.

Make a deal with her. If Obama doesn’t cancel the election, then she has to leave her batshit crazy (and Islamophobic) megachurch. Then hold her to it. If you do that, then you did a good job.

Oh, honey. Nurses are very busy and stressed and it’s not uncommon for them to hand you the wrong baby.

I would be more shocked if there was a powerful female politician who wasn’t at some point rumored (with no evidence) to be lesbian. Or, hell, any woman doing or attempting to do “men’s work”. For some reason, people think if a woman wants to do a job traditionally only men were allowed to do, she must also lust for…

“’But what about Bill?’ the woman asked”

At my monthly doctor’s appointment on Tuesday, there was a guy in the waiting room saying, “They’re arresting Hillary! Isn’t that great? About time!”

Nothing will surprise me after a train trip in Ireland, overhearing a couple of central Florida ladies explain to a bemused local all the evidence that Barack is instituting martial law so he can be the last president of the US, but Michelle is actually the one running the country, and by the way, Michelle is a man.…

Was gonna say they both traded up bigly.

My manager comes in all excited yesterday saying that the feds are finally going to arrest Hillary. I asked him where he heard this groundbreaking information. His response? All over the internet. Lol

I have this same sign over my mail slot:

I work at a high school and one of the aides who is YouTube educated said Obama is not going to give up his presidency. Also, snapchat filters, drivers licenses are all used for facial recognition by the government to own us.

It takes a real specific type of asshole to think this would be some kind of liberal conspiracy that would make Clinton unfit for office.

Sorry Ashley. If this had been overheard in a CVS, I would have believed it. Walgreens is notorious for false flag election gossip.

“Just look around.”

Good for them, they deserve some happiness after those husbands of theirs.