I have superfine grease hair, and I find that the best wash-lengthener is hairspray. Like, I can stretch one day on dry shampoo (Batiste, obvi), but if I style my hair (with Bed Head waver) and spray it with any hairspray, it freezes the oil out for like 3 days.

This looks like she fell into a box of false lashes.

Iowa City was the third ever World Literature City. Pretty crazy. Iowa City is a lovely little anomaly in the Midwest. (Des Moines is pretty great, but it’s no cultural center.)

CBS is hot garbage for old people.

Always be the tallest guy in the bar. Brag about how long your butt crack is!

Oh fur sure. Best of Will Ferrell Vol. 1 and 2 are my jam.

I feel like people who say this don’t remember the shitty sketches and always think SNL peaked when they were a teen. It’s still awesome. I think The Lonely Island years brought something really special to SNL, mainly digital shorts.

This is cute. Very Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries.

Are you saying HP sample sale is a bad look? Because you are mistaken. SHE’S SO FANCY.

This one is for sure the worst. It is stadium country personified. See also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB2vM_…

Also interesting: how often people drowned.

Does anyone know what the breakdown % was? I cannot find it anywhere!

YES. This was bugging me the whole article. I was thinking Southern Mississippi or something.

We’ll live vicariously through Canada’s new PM I guess. They’re super cute.

Jesus. I need like a taxonomy of musical genres. Are those real?!

See also: Lady Leshurr. <3

The secret of haunted houses for weenies is to talk loudly about what’s happening and annoy the shit out of everyone else. That’s what I do!

Pretty brilliant! It looks like those animal sculptures made of that prickly wood hair stuff. The texture is amazeballs, basically.

It’s like Crocs for your hair!

Did you make the mask? It’s fantastic! Also, your username is top notch.