LIL WIG

FUCK YES I DO. Crafting the perfect Halloween costume is the BEST. Here’s this year’s funnel cake and churro costume with bonus JR Donut dogs.

Ugh I hated my bug project. I caught the minimum amount needed to pass and added extra credit scientific identification and pretty paper. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As is the Eastern State Penitentiary! Best 2 things about Philly.

I did/do! He’s actually a wealthy professional musician with a major city orchestra now. Just a goofy sense of humor, I guess?

Not me; I found it on reddit’s Halloween subreddit. But it is genius for sure! (I’ll post sometime when I get our funnel cake/churro costume pics back.)

Look at this Lil’ Kim Davis costume (with Magic Mike Huckabee):

That is a very silly street name.

This looks like such a fun photoshoot!

This makes me want to carry a sign saying EXPENSIVE HUGS instead of FREE HUGS. ($500 for hugging, $10,000 for kissing, end of list.)

Luckily I unfriended that contingent in the Great Romney Purge of 2012.

Reminds me of the (very spooky and atmospheric) book Maplecroft.

I like to match my eyeliner mostly. I have these gorgeous royal blue ballet flats that get matching royal blue cat eyes, for example.

Oh shoot. I live in Des Moines, and I’ve been looking for costume contests to win, but I don’t think my funnel cake costume says much, politically.

You’re tacky, and I hate you.

Well if it helps, the legs are real short because it has a drop crotch cut. And I’m pretty short legged myself. And the ankles scrunch up real cute if they’re too long.

That’s a bummer. I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t have a good 6 months of snuggle weather.

Get on my level. (I own this, but I got it for $70 on zulily instead. It’s AMAZING.)

Chad Radwell is consistently hilarious.

I don’t run, but I listen to audiobooks when I’m doing other physical labor with no problem. Might be more engaging than NPR as well. :)