I feel like it’s because so much of the military is logic and evidence based. They’re a bit more removed from political ramifications and societal whims, i.e. the Pentagon declaring climate change a national security threat.

...like flaming diamonds dancing on the moon!

Aspartame can die forever. Sweetness science has moved the fuck on to Sunkist 10, the best flavor profile. Sucralose, Ace-K, and HFCS. YUM.

It’s the best thing to come out of my (expensive) Amazon habits!

I think it is supposed to be alcoholic. There is reference to tipsy behavior, especially in house elves, as a result.

Get on board with cider, my friend! Beer is irredeemably gross. Cider is awesome, and there’s a variety of flavors and sweetnesses. I like a Strongbow Honey Apple, myself. Angry Orchard is good. If you like it a little more tart, go for Woodchuck Green Apple.

I’m volunteering at the Bernie town hall tomorrow! <3 And my t-shirt comes today!

I <3 this Goodwill! They have the homegoods organized by color. It’s everything a Good will should be.

I’m not surprised it’s NVC. She’s always so defensive when her shitty, insensitive articles get called out.

Have you tried Sweet & Spicy Chili Doritos (the purple ones)? They are HEAVEN.

Working at a movie theatre really made me appreciate how shitty children can be. They will repeat the cringiest lines from the dullest kid movie and cackle over and over and over for weeks.

Or retiring to their yurts to freebleed or something.

Always Infinity 4 liiiiife.

I <3 her dress. She’s so goddamn cool.

Join me on /r/MinionHate because fuck minions.

It’s not just you. Maybe people should include their hair types? I am awful at hair unless I’m using a waver to fuck my shit up. I cannot braid for the life of me because my hair is fine, stick straight, and slippery.

That is my type as well. His interview with John Oliver was swoonworthy. So smart and cute and funny!

/r/ShitRedditSays is legit as fuck. Great circlequeef. For actual feminist thought, see /r/SRSFeminism.

Oh man, we let a water softener guy come to our house in exchange for a Home Depot gift card, and, in addition to looking exactly like the uncle from Napoleon Dynamite, he would not stop talking about toxins and the evils of P&G. It was nightmarish.

so ur dad is gene belcher?