FUCK YES. One of my best friends is getting married to her fiancee tomorrow, and I’m making their wedding cake. SO EXCITED FOR THEM. What a gift!

Not a celebrity, but a pretty good doppelganger for my Lulu...

I hope you’re into mesothelioma, lol.

Joke’s on you guys. I eschewed the wedding ring (jewelry phobia) and got fat instead. 100% decrease in harrassment!

Soapboxes for feet! I LOVE IT. (And I’m the same way, especially about abortion.)

Best book I read in the past year (and I’ve read a LOT): The Rook by Daniel O’Malley. Urban fantasy/mystery with that dry English wit. Great worldbuilding. Bizarre and absolutely unputdownable.

How is no one mentioning Hedwig’s Theme? Don’t you guys want to bang like mysterious snow owls?

First, some horrifying news. Apparently my paternal grandfather was 6th cousins to Dick Cheney. Gross.

But Hamilton is a super babe.

Ugh. It’s so sour and thick. I just want regular creamy yogurt in a bunch of flavors and no weird chunks. One thing I miss about the UK is their strong yogurt game.

My dad does this when he types on his phone. Exhibit A:

Confeeeeeyyyrrs!

So ANTICLIMACTIC. All the buildup (in the books) to the Battle of Winterfell, the planning in the crofters village, the Manderley scheming, and it all comes to this Hail Mary piece of shit? I’m super disappointed because I need to see the Boltons and Freys get REKT.

I had wanted to see the “dead things in the water” though. So ominous! Thought for sure we’d get a hint of zombie krakens or something.

Shit, my husband’s pee splashed my leg when I stood too close to the toilet getting ready for bed last night. Not traumatized. (Hemorrhoids, on the other hand, terrified/fascinated me.)

These are my dags (Spaghetti & Lulu):

Here’s his Facebook profile: https://www.facebook.com/alex.winn.71

Speaking of this, check out how some black folk in Jim Crow era used turbans to become Indian. Pretty crazy that the same skin color reads as inferior vs. exotic to racists with the addition of a turban.

My favorite thing I did on vacation to the UK was feed goats and sheep at two (2!) different visitor farms. Their lil leeeeeeps!

Love IT Crowd and Monty Python, couldn’t get into AbFab, will substitute with Broad City. I also recently found Miranda on Hulu, and it is delightful!