It gets FUCKED UP. Also, Rudy becomes a decent replacement for Nathan.

Those waffle plates are my life. Also, the leftovers fit in the toaster for reheating!

Those waffle plates are my life. Also, the leftovers fit in the toaster for reheating!

He doesn’t really ever “get over it” though, but he has to function for now. Seven books later (and 40 years later) he still has nightmares about it and feels disgusting waking up with an erection. It’s complicated, and he has a lot to sort through.

I want to vacation with you. That sounds amazing.

Wow. I read read lots of fanfiction like that as a teen! Would love some grown-up version of the same.

Is she literally Kristen Wiig’s Cinderella on Real Housewives of Disney?

Most importantly: LEFTOVER WAFFLES FIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!

Most importantly: LEFTOVER WAFFLES FIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!

Fur sure. I mean, if you’re flow is irregular, how are you supposed to check if it’s full? You can’t just pop it back in if it isn’t, and pulling a dry tamp out is the WORST. Always Infinity for life!

Are your boobs magic?! How do they look so great sans bra? That dress is the perfect amount of drape.

Oh wow. What an emotional rollercoaster!

Best Kroll Show sketch, mostly because I <3 John Mulaney.

Cap is the best Avenger. America’s charming, perfect-butted Boy Scout. Ultron had way too much RDJ, imo.

I love you. ur so goffic

SAME. And there are few cute names that end in hard consonant sounds to go with H-last names. :(

He’s basically Justin Guarini.

That’s really pretty! They’re like fancy paper dolls.

Hell yeah. We were part of the band in ‘08 when they performed the full Thriller dance. Crowd was nuts!

My husband and I met in the Hawkeye Marching Band, so I made our topper with shakos and plumes (and our dog)!

I am a big proponent of the Great Northern Conspiracy. Go Manderleys!