Skin care. I sailed through my teen years with perfect olive baby skin. I only learned to use face wash in the shower in college. Now I am a 26-year-old oily, spotty mess. I’ve learned to do CeraVe wash and Cetaphil moisturizer at night, but I think my hormones are sabotaging the effort. Luckily, I’m really good at…

I’ve got fine straight hair that gets greasy as hell. I find that 2nd day hair is achievable if you’ve done a hairstyle with hairspray the day before. It’s like hair varnish. (My favorite hair tool is the Bed Head Deep Waver. It takes less than 5 minutes and gives my that messy, wavy volume I’ve always wanted.)

SAME. And I love it so much when I can get it done. But as an adult, I’ve got no older sisters to french braid my hair at night. :( It’s far to fine and slippery to braid myself. I feel like I’d have to dread it into all the pieces I need before I could braid it.

This is relevant to my interests! I’m going to the UK at the end of May and am visiting most of the shooting locations. Yay! Thank you!

Oops! I mean 6th.

Looks like the 5th Doctor.

I’d be okay with tight t-shirts tho.

Dudes who wear a bunch of class rings and shit creep me out. They are always weirdos.

That shit really bothers me. I get being against circumcision (bodily autonomy and all that), but the way these dudes go about it is to imply that all circumcised penises are deformed monster-appendages, and you should feel violated if you are cut. Like, plenty of guys are fine with theirs, so don’t give them a…

You can watch it on comedycentral.com!

Only a couple times in 5 or 6 days. We stayed in the DR in October, and it was oppressively humid, even at night. Plus, I have a super low libido. We had an in-room hot tub though and a double shower, so that was fun.

Whoa. That reminds me of this episode of Black Mirror.

Oh my god, this is my worst nightmare as a hardcore atheist and reproductive rights advocate.

I have a mega super crush on him.

(Alexander Hamilton was first Secretary of the Treasury, not president. He was a babe, tho.)

Their movement was way cooler than ours.

Did anyone else cringe into a hole in the ground during that awful hot-for-teacher sketch? Cool, original jokes, guys. Not at all the base comments on every news article of the same nature.

Especially since that scene looked witchy as fuck. Get away from those spooky candles, girl!

It’s probably an apple given the whole “apple a day keeps the doctor away” thing.

Knees, perhaps? Pretty pointy, IMO.