I’d be okay with tight t-shirts tho.

Dudes who wear a bunch of class rings and shit creep me out. They are always weirdos.

That shit really bothers me. I get being against circumcision (bodily autonomy and all that), but the way these dudes go about it is to imply that all circumcised penises are deformed monster-appendages, and you should feel violated if you are cut. Like, plenty of guys are fine with theirs, so don’t give them a…

You can watch it on comedycentral.com!

Only a couple times in 5 or 6 days. We stayed in the DR in October, and it was oppressively humid, even at night. Plus, I have a super low libido. We had an in-room hot tub though and a double shower, so that was fun.

Whoa. That reminds me of this episode of Black Mirror.

Oh my god, this is my worst nightmare as a hardcore atheist and reproductive rights advocate.

I have a mega super crush on him.

(Alexander Hamilton was first Secretary of the Treasury, not president. He was a babe, tho.)

Their movement was way cooler than ours.

Did anyone else cringe into a hole in the ground during that awful hot-for-teacher sketch? Cool, original jokes, guys. Not at all the base comments on every news article of the same nature.

Especially since that scene looked witchy as fuck. Get away from those spooky candles, girl!

It’s probably an apple given the whole “apple a day keeps the doctor away” thing.

Knees, perhaps? Pretty pointy, IMO.

Liz Bennet is a baller. She has also invited an imam and a rabbi before.

That is the approximate vintage of all western Iowa reps. They are crotchety as FUCK.

I live here; I’d definitely be on board with that.

The inside really does feel like sweatpants. And the outside isn't really a hard denim at all. They are really soft, but in every other way, indistinguishable from jeans. Real pockets, too. CAUTION: They are very short, inseam-wise. Like 30" probably.

They are very soft and comfortable. They have real pockets back and front. They look identical to real jeans.

I love this. I love manatees. And all my childhood stuffed animals were named Toby.