Arizona is the WORST. The dryness caused my Midwest-accustomed sinuses to mimic the worst head cold. I spent clutching gross tissues. :(

DO IT. It’s the best. I bet your library has some really great Kindle-format books to check out online as well.

And pieces of goddamn armor! There’s so many!

Even if we “remember less” from reading on a Kindle, that’s got to be offset by the ability to instantly look up words we don’t know (for example, reading historical fiction with lots of old tools and clothing parts).

Eh. I’d hatefuck him still. Maybe punch him after.

Quick! Get a job at a chill movie theatre where they let you take home the giant trashbag of popcorn at night. That shit lasts forever! (I had a very buttery summer in 2009.)

Which is a fantastic show.

No way. Ted Cruz is still worse with his fire and brimstone, literally insane beliefs. Just eff Rand with his mouth closed.

Get a load of these motherfuckers:

CoverGirl makes some whipped and cream foundations. I think I use the Aquasmooth something or other, but there's also some under the Simply Ageless line.

OG breadsticks into their chicken gnocchi soup is heaven.

Oh wow, you thought politically. Look at you, you House of Cards. I was just thinking about who would be less frustrating to argue with.

Thanks! I found a couple of cider/beer festivals (albeit for the UK leg) through those links. Cheers!

Awesome! Now is the time to ask you guys where to go in Ireland. We're going to the UK and Ireland in a month, and while I've got the UK pretty much covered (HP filming sites galore), I'm coming up empty on Ireland. We'll be there for 5 days and will have rental cars (though we're staying on the West coast).

I loooove her red hair. So vampy.

She is a garbage comedian. I loved Aziz's takedown at Franco's roast.

Celebrities who are awesome on SNL get my immediate approval. Jon Hamm, Dakota Johnson, Scarlett Johansson, etc. People I hadn't thought anything about before SNL.

Oh no, just bored. Lol. We all had shots of wedding cake vodka after this.

Thank you! And yes, they are feathers. It's dreamy, and I hope it is still stylish when my future offspring want to marry. It's this dress:

My zipper broke during pictures, half an hour before the ceremony. So the moms had to sew me into it. My husband had to cut the zipper off later. (Not in like a sexy way, like in a "we have to get up at 4 am and still have shit to do" way.)