I knew there was something missing from my bachelorette party. Baby lambs! Of course!

This story is amazing and beautiful, but did you know that the phrase is "just deserts"? As in getting what he deserves.

Dang, those are fancy!

And I thought I was GOOP-y for making their biscuits! Lucky pups!

Jockey Skimmies are magic in the heat. Breathable, silky, and not too constricting.

*hugs* That's how my husband emotes (read: not well). So there's an adjustment scale. "Fine/Ok" = good. "Good/nice" = great.

Can I just say that I miss Dodai's fashion show coverage? I wish someone would do those again. I love looking at pictures of pretty clothes and Jezebel's interpretation of who they are for.

There's an Aldi version that's less than $2!

It should do the sound effects for Doctor Who!

I LOVE gel polish. Because I never do anything with my nails except get a French gel manicure for special occasions (vacation, work conference, wedding, etc.) Other polish chips easily on me, and for some reason, every top coat I've tried makes all of the polish peel off in a sheet? Wtf. Also, gel is fun to peel off…

I prefer crotchety. Good word.

"That's poker, baby. That's poker." Evan losing his stuffed animal to grandma KILLED me. I love this show.

Let me talk about donuts here because they're my favorite food, but Krispy Kreme is the best large chain donut, period. Dunkin Donuts are foul, waxy, nothingburgers.

And Krispy is the best donut I've got locally since my favorite local place shut down. I want that glaze icing, not the bland chocolate pudding soup that…

This bullshit is why I got an IUD. My copay for the patch went up to $45 in 2013 even though there was no generic for it.

Is this the part where we post pictures of our dogbeasts? Because I'm doing that. Meet Lulu, (husband), and Spaghetti.

Omg I love red nose beagles like Maymo & Penny on YouTube. So cute.

That's a fun saying! Because my dress's zipper broke right before the ceremony and I had to be sewn in.

Listen to his special "Beta Male" and watch Silicon Valley. He is lovely.

This is a really awkward length.

This is like a sexy headmistress outfit, and I fucking love it.