This is the best thing she's ever worn. Also, give me it.

I really dig this dress.

Shit, I can't imagine baking cookies all day on kitchen tile without my most cushiony shoes.

Plus, with libraries getting on the e-book train, I haven't been to a physical library in months!

Best pizzas: Italian sauce + green olives + my homemade pizza sauce (from my motherfucking garden, y'all). Alternatively, breaded chicken + penne + alfredo sauce + drunkenness.

The party pooper video is the best one.

Start here: http://www.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddict…

My fine straight hair responds to 3 methods:

I wore sparkly pumps with "something blue" on the undersides.

The royal blue with burgundy has been my favorite color combo since A Cinderella Story with Hillary Duff.

Them shits are best deep fried. Get alllllll sorts of crunchy.

Target carries e.l.f., which has an amazing gel liner for $3. AND is comes with a little brush.

Target carries e.l.f., which has an amazing gel liner for $3. AND is comes with a little brush.

I feel like it's from Forrest Gump when Bubba's mom gets that check?

Jason Segal shirtless

It's true, tho. I live in the biggest city in Iowa and rarely see POC.

"Just Google 'Leslie Jones SNL'. It's all there."

Do a cut crease! Blackheart is amazing for that.

Oh man, when I was a kid I had the best one: Dolly Rainbow.