Love this lil cape!

This hair situation is unflattering.

Not hating on people who buy treats, but I personally like to make my own. It's another way (besides sweetbreads) to use up old bananas or carrots, and it's pretty cheap. My recipe goes something like this (there's no need to be exact; dogs will eat it regardless):

I was wearing a gorgeous white ballgown with a pick-up skirt and red sash at my senior prom. Then, the Cha Cha Slide came on (you know, the song with all the instructions), and I guess I got to low, maybe even all the way to the floor, and my zipper straight up busted open. Whole thing. Thank Glob for resourceful…

Big Ag is a force to be reckoned with here. That's why Grassley will never lose a race. :/

I love everything Fan Bing Bing wears!

This whole look is so 90s Sharon Stone. (I hate it.)

Cutest couple on the planet!

BEST STRAWBERRY CIDER

Have you seen Burning Love? It's amazing.

His female kitten (in the books) is named Lady Whiskers. Equally cute.

Is that a Cinnamon Toast Crunch milkshake? Sweet baby Jesus!

I want Karl Pilkington to be my best friend.

I found one of these bad boys at Habitat ReStore, cleaned it, painted it, and hung it on my bathroom wall under the TP. I can put a whole period's worth of stuff in there (lined with a grocery bag), and there's zero smell!

LIL DAAAAAG!

It's certainly working for me.

Damn that's cute.

Fonts, from bad to worst:

This is the only decent one, and it still looks like effing Vanna White.