Hm, why is that? A little design chat is always a welcome distraction!

File this under: My parents always just called a plumber. :(

"French People DON'T smell like cheese?"

"You mean America isn't a bunch of religious gun nuts?" Well, that too, but no, not a majority. "I call bullshit!"

It would be really cool, even if I couldn't read it. Now I want to find a blog that just talks about different cultures every week or so. Damn.

Does Kotaku Japan have Kotaku West articles at night?

It's true, many people confuse the internet, the Internet, and the netinter.

Correction, another character /you/ don't care about.

That would explain it. Thanks, dood.

Why did I think Skullgirls was out already? I haven't cared much to pick up the game, but I love some of the concepts behind those characters, even if the art style itself isn't th emost appealing.

They are a noble and incredibly sexy group

You missed the next line, which specifically mentions a shorter list.

Edit>Was beat by a minute with the exact same quote.

While I agree with the rest of your mockery of the raging masses, I find "season pass" a weird term to refer to only two DLC updates. "Two DLC is not a season" is almost exactly what I would say.

When I went to Japan in high school, the first thing I really saw outside of the Airport was "Hotel Love Memory" off of the highway.

I had a hope for a Pokemon game that was just like a general Pokemon game, but the combat system was ripped out and replaced with something in the vein of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, or I guess Pokemon Conquest now. A battle with a map.

Don't look at us, blame the Dragon.

I doubt a real hentai game would ever get approved in the west, we are all too prude.

There actually is a third person shooter mode, called "reticule mode" or something. Turn it on by hitting T by default, if I remember correctly. I never liked it very much, though I've seen a few people on the forums who were fans. Still not as much a shooter as I hear Firefall is, of course. Not really describable as…

At what point is it fair to say we're just being trolled?