I miss Jack Kent Cooke.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

What kind of party are you going to where the expectation is a case of beer AND a bottle of liquor?

That is the least tempting food item I’ve ever heard described. Throw that crap in the toilet and let Liam wipe the rim with his disgusting sock.

your potential employer is going to ask what you’ve been doing since college, and you’re going to want an answer better than “eating cereal and watching my parents’ TV at 2PM”.

yeah. who the hell wears socks in the house?

During my job interview, my boss asked me if I had experience using Excel. I told him that I excelled in it and got a little chuckle out of him. I have no clue what the fuck I’m doing on Excel, but no one has noticed for 8 years.

Ahhhh! But it’s for your next one.... ;)

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far down for this.

You talk about air travel. You talk about cargo shorts. But you fail to make the obvious connection:

100% on board with this new way of spelling ‘muttering’.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

Hey, that wasn’t fun at all!

Yeah, get tons of different parents with tons of different ideas of how things ought to go. That will make it easier for the educators.

You are far more polite to the people who are ignorantly mocking this topic than I would be. So, thanks for that!