“grind them to make button oil...”
That’s not how locker rooms work.
Chris, my man. Yes, Danny is bad, and sure, the Nats are a 2015 Baseball America’s #32 prospect Michael Taylor non-flameout from having a complete roster.... but, dude: “...now that Bryce Harper has turned into a sulking, slap-hitting everyman.”
Husky and Starch
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It’s like this Ian motherfucker never listened to Elton John. Sheesh.
You meant “cut it jort” right?
Bottom line for the 2016 postseason: A Nats title would accomplish what Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump both…
Fuck you, Toronto fans and your shitty aim.
this comment, on an article talking about whether assholes know they’re assholes.......
Have you ever been so pissed off in an Apple store, filled to the brim with obnoxious teens and clueless old people,…
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That’s right - it’s Swedish. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to finish my joghurt.
Hey Adam jones, this is why nobody wants to come to Camden yards. Keep giving gifts to players who beat you mercilessly when you really need a win.
This is a genius way of collecting un hacked Login ID’s and Passwords!!!
Just like me and you, Mimi Thorisson is a food blogger. So why is her life so fucking crazy?
First of all, I’m an atheist that was raised in a Mormon household. With that out of the way: If a team wants to have a team prayer (just like my family does), go right ahead. A prayer in and of itself should not be a problem. If a player doesn’t want to participate, do what I do: sit there and wait a while. A prayer…
Merciless.
I don’t watch American Ninja Warrior all that often, but every time I do I find myself enjoying it far more than I…