Porterhouse!!

“grind them to make button oil...”

That’s not how locker rooms work.

Chris, my man. Yes, Danny is bad, and sure, the Nats are a 2015 Baseball America’s #32 prospect Michael Taylor non-flameout from having a complete roster.... but, dude: “...now that Bryce Harper has turned into a sulking, slap-hitting everyman.”

Husky and Starch

It’s like this Ian motherfucker never listened to Elton John. Sheesh.

You meant “cut it jort” right?

Fuck you, Toronto fans and your shitty aim.

this comment, on an article talking about whether assholes know they’re assholes.......

That’s right - it’s Swedish. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to finish my joghurt.

Hey Adam jones, this is why nobody wants to come to Camden yards. Keep giving gifts to players who beat you mercilessly when you really need a win.

First of all, I’m an atheist that was raised in a Mormon household. With that out of the way: If a team wants to have a team prayer (just like my family does), go right ahead. A prayer in and of itself should not be a problem. If a player doesn’t want to participate, do what I do: sit there and wait a while. A prayer…

Merciless.

. . . a breath mint for the anus.

Dan probably has an Inigo Montoya-esque revenge plot against him and this email gave the motorcyclist another clue to tracking him down.