The Chinese shouldn't have to stand for such wanton acts of racism.

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

Um...pretty sure that’s Dilma Rousseff, President of Brazil. It doesn’t take a sharpshooter’s eyes to see that.

He laughed and looked back at us and said “Can’t waste a good beer” while peeling the dead insect from his empty cup and tossing it onto the aisle steps beside him.

“I don’t know what it is, but the beginning of Patriots training camp just rubs me raw.”

I hope one of them gets gored by Peter King.

agreed!

BLASPHEMY:

How the hell does it take a grown man 8 minutes to escape from an unlocked car?

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Shut up, you goddamned COMMIE!

you are a garbage person that hates joy

I love how ever time Bill Murray sees this movie, he will call Kelly Lynch’s husband (Mitch Glazer) and give him play-by-play when Dalton bones his wife. Murray even called him once from freakin’ RUSSIA!

Blood Jort

this is always my favorite one

Even fridge space gets co-opted. You will never buy a cold 30-pack at the store again, or else you will get The Look.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

You don’t deserve to drink beer.