TRUE STORY: My kid was watching the Texans playoff game and said, unprompted, “Texans is a stupid nickname.”

Did the skier look like this?

I was at that game!

a baby made out of ham? a piglet?

nice job, I lol’d.

she hates Star Wars, yet her twitter handle is practically Alderaan? I call bullshit.

My favorite part of this article was when you gave just one of the beers a letter grade. Quit smoking dope with those damn deadhead hippies, it will make you stupid!

I worked at home depot many years ago and the bird seed in the garden section attracted mice. A coworker took great thrill in putting out glue traps to catch them and and drown them in a bucket of water.

If a bird can shit on Putin and he keeps going, a bloody nose better not stop Obama!

Damn redksins can’t even do a scalping correctly

Heinz. Hellman. Welch/Smucker.

Why would you want your kid to “ruin santa for everyone at school”? How is that hilarious? It seems kinda fucked-up that you enjoy the sadness of children. Plus, if you’ve already ruined the magical myth of Santa for your kids, then you’ve missed out on a prime opportunity to keep your kids in line for the month of…

you can leave it there, as long as you leave too, nerd.

Per a source with knowledge of the situation, the NFL has removed referee Pete Morelli’s crew from the Colts-Steelers game to be played on Sunday night.

“Who wants to project Mutombo!?!”

she said she was gonna make me a pot.

I’m suprised jones didn’t fumble.

When I unload the car, I gotta deal with bags that have heavy bottles of milk and cans of soup...

Can you believe that there was once a time in which tens of thousands of people stood on their feet and cheered after this video pumped them up?

she’s probably a Buc’s fan; blowing a lead like that.