Hey Cliff, you flagging idiot:

Holy shit, those are all terribly sad. #4 is the worst, IMO.

but more importantly, is Flacco elite?

he’s gone from quarter-pooping to bill-passing

woulda been cooler if he crapped out two dimes and a nickle

I think he meant the human inside the mascot costume wearing the costume helmet/headpiece. You do realize that that isn’t an anthropomorphic baseball, right?

she will probably still be waiting for the cool story.

Russell Wilson?

finally! you review something we can get outside of Massachussetts!

Red Sox Fan and Yuengling shirt? Gotta be @willgordon, right?

Goodell won’t appeal. He’s already moved on and is working on a way to suspend Will Smith from making any more movies.

great stuff to read as a redskins fan, during another week of incomprehensible-yet-not-suprising-because-its-the-redskins buffoonery.

Maybe it’s my cynical nature, but I can’t help doubt the validity of some of these. I am sure the writers of the stories experienced the horrible customers they described, but could the revenge the writers inflicted been more of what they wish they had done versus what they had actually done?

“No sir, they are chanting Boooo-singer”

I can’t stop watching that Vine.

seems like an appropriate balance of calories after running a 5k

He’s not even the best quarterback on The League. I’d take Ruxon or Taco or baby Batman Chalupa over him and I’m a Redskins fan!

Nice. I shouldn’t have pu-pu’d your comment, but I was afraid the error might stop people from peking at the rest of them.

ooh, good effort but bad execution. wonton.

I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!