“Who wants to project Mutombo!?!”

she said she was gonna make me a pot.

I’m suprised jones didn’t fumble.

When I unload the car, I gotta deal with bags that have heavy bottles of milk and cans of soup...

Can you believe that there was once a time in which tens of thousands of people stood on their feet and cheered after this video pumped them up?

she’s probably a Buc’s fan; blowing a lead like that.

Hey Cliff, you flagging idiot:

Holy shit, those are all terribly sad. #4 is the worst, IMO.

but more importantly, is Flacco elite?

he’s gone from quarter-pooping to bill-passing

woulda been cooler if he crapped out two dimes and a nickle

I think he meant the human inside the mascot costume wearing the costume helmet/headpiece. You do realize that that isn’t an anthropomorphic baseball, right?

she will probably still be waiting for the cool story.

Russell Wilson?

finally! you review something we can get outside of Massachussetts!

Red Sox Fan and Yuengling shirt? Gotta be @willgordon, right?

Goodell won’t appeal. He’s already moved on and is working on a way to suspend Will Smith from making any more movies.

great stuff to read as a redskins fan, during another week of incomprehensible-yet-not-suprising-because-its-the-redskins buffoonery.

Maybe it’s my cynical nature, but I can’t help doubt the validity of some of these. I am sure the writers of the stories experienced the horrible customers they described, but could the revenge the writers inflicted been more of what they wish they had done versus what they had actually done?

“No sir, they are chanting Boooo-singer”