I can’t stop watching that Vine.

seems like an appropriate balance of calories after running a 5k

He’s not even the best quarterback on The League. I’d take Ruxon or Taco or baby Batman Chalupa over him and I’m a Redskins fan!

Nice. I shouldn’t have pu-pu’d your comment, but I was afraid the error might stop people from peking at the rest of them.

ooh, good effort but bad execution. wonton.

I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!

Stretch Armstrong is a lawyer?

clearly they were fighting over who had the worst beard

...his face still looking like his mom made him try on a shirt he doesn’t like.

Was there a trampling? Man, I hope there was a trampling.

I don’t disagree with anything you wrote but can we as a society focus on real problems? Fuck Cecil. Fuck the dipshit dentist. Fuck Gawker for posting a handful of different posts all saying the same thing. And fuck all the fake, misguided outrage and uproar this story has generated. Why not focus our outrage on…

The Nats wouldn’t have gone looking for a closer if Storen could, you know, close a game.

This is the only worthwhile one:

disrobing blackjack dealers? weird.

Don’t worry, it’s good luck.

New Jersey golden showers: go big or go home.

Aren’t white guy who dress like this usually known for yelling at their wives and not each other?

This was my favorite of the joke submissions that I saw:

you forgot the brewery (Ballast Point) for #5 Even Keel

Great piece, very funny! Your dad sounds awesome. I am enjoying turning into my strange and cheap father as my kids get older and I will definitely borrow some of your dad’s time-wasters and money-savers.