I’m a Grown Ass Man: The Coming of Age of an American Proctologist by Dr. Butts

Rex claimed I.K. because, as we all know, the Enemkpali of our enemy is our friend.

He’s given the organization his side of the story.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

*Swipes iPhone up to turn on camera* [Cannot Take Photo. There is not enough available storage to take photo]

ESPN’s David Newton got the fight on video

It’s all applesauce. I tried to rip a goose route down the gullet of the trench and he just put ham on my bannister. I’d had enough and I let my ancestors control my fists. The rest is history. We all covered our perfect bodies in exotic oils in the locker room and achieved many physical and spiritual orgasms while…

this person comes around once in a blue moon

The sizes are now Vin Baker, Vin Baker, Vinti Baker.

Another great sports troll? Former Philadelphia Phillie John Kruk.

Eagles by a long shot.

My friend went to high school with Snyder’s daughter and at a silent auction to raise money for the school Danny Boy donated an autographed picture of himself.

21 + A Must

We all call bullshit on your Deadcast technical difficulties.

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.

Josh Gad: Is there any point to him?

Of course Bass didn’t respond, that reporter was looking for treble.

[an old man, dying and alone, draws his last, raspy breath]

Carmelo: Who should I guard?

“I would pick Dwight Howard for my farting stive.”