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Karl Marx Sanchez
karlmarxsanchez3
Nov 19 2015
114

I’m always amazed that more rich dudes like this don’t check out of their careers and then just fuck off to do whatever they want. To me that’s the whole point of being rich. Read more

Nov 13 2015
90

If you mention high school freshman towns, it’s only a matter of time before Mark Sanchez asks for directions.

Nov 13 2015
195

If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.

Nov 11 2015
13

“Watching a new episode unfold is a bit like watching the San Antonio Spurs run yet another flawless offensive set.”
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Nov 9 2015
31

Sure they do. Now you’ll probably tell me “tablet” refers to some kind of electronic device.

Nov 9 2015
103

Seeing that they play in Detroit next week, the Packers should have no trouble getting a much-needed shot in the arm. Or the toe. Or wherever they can find veins. Shots of heroin. Because drugs are widely available in Detroit. Because Detroit is a ruined place. America’s in trouble, folks. Read more

Nov 9 2015
198

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.