I’m always amazed that more rich dudes like this don’t check out of their careers and then just fuck off to do whatever they want. To me that’s the whole point of being rich. Read more
Karl Marx Sanchez
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Now is my time to shine and I got nothing. Read more
“It’s silly that it took this long for Manziel to get the permanent nod over Josh McCown” Read more
After spending most of the season going out of his way to not name Johnny Manziel the starting quarterback, head…
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We told you Holly Holm was no match for Ronda Rousey, and the challenger made us look like idiots tonight in…
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“I said you could use my resume as a template, not make a crazy sign on the back of it.” Read more
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This is like when a pre-teen Skip Bayless got to interview his idol, Satan. Read more
If you mention high school freshman towns, it’s only a matter of time before Mark Sanchez asks for directions.
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If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.
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“Watching a new episode unfold is a bit like watching the San Antonio Spurs run yet another flawless offensive set.”
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Sure they do. Now you’ll probably tell me “tablet” refers to some kind of electronic device. Read more
Seeing that they play in Detroit next week, the Packers should have no trouble getting a much-needed shot in the arm. Or the toe. Or wherever they can find veins. Shots of heroin. Because drugs are widely available in Detroit. Because Detroit is a ruined place. America’s in trouble, folks. Read more
This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all. Read more
Basketball is a game of give and take. Read more
To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.
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Remember those subtweets, stilted interviews, and posed Instagram pictures that had a lot of people wondering if…
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Arizona wide receiver John Brown was questionable with a bum hamstring before he was declared active for yesterday’s…