Another fun anecdote:

“Ah, the homeless period.”

Chris Berman, to Vegas Cabbie: “Look, pal. I think you and I both know this is not what I meant when I told you to take me to a club with a GOAT show.”

It’s like you don’t even need venom to do one of these on the Titans. The actual team news reads like something Drew would do.

...but then they draw really well each year at the neutral-site Southern Heritage Classic in Memphis each year. It’s like their fan base all moved there.

These comments are surprisingly funny. I may have underestimated the disdain Titan fans have for their team.

It’s a good thing bears shit in the woods, because I don’t want to be within a country mile of the pile he’s gonna leave behind after eating all that dog food.

That’s a married bear that tried to hire a gay prostitute! He’s not a good bear!

Each time the phrase “Survey says!” was uttered, the Gronks kept mishearing it as “Cervezas!” and Yo Soy Fiesta took over.

15. Quit touching each other!

He’s not the only one.

I don’t care if it was completely staged, it was satisfying.

Asked if he’d like to respond, Mayweather said he didn’t read anything into the comment.

Nope

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

I did already. Did you think I was still typing this, live?

But of course.

You meant to say “SLIP on the wrist.” A slip is a women’s loose fitting dress or undergarment, you see. The expression “SLIP on the wrist,” means that something is nonsensical.

He did a bad thing, but putting him behind bars is not the answer! NEWSFLASH, consuming alcohol actually increases the likelihood of violent confrontation! It’s only a matter of time before he starts drinking on the job, and then what? More fights!

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.