I was thinking Mad Max style. Passenger could have jumped onto her car and hooked a chain up or something. I mean, that's what I would have done.

What TartanSixNine said.

Try to stop her maybe.

These idiots laughing while she swerved into traffic really pissed me off.

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This explains Waters' unhealthy obsession with draining spit valves.

...and the officer asked:

Shameless plug.

You mean The White Wizzerd?

NOTE: Also, white people, please stop asking the other runners if they've seen The Wire.

WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES?!?!?!?!

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More like No Balance, amirite?

According to prosecutors, the victims were beaten for no reason after one of them tapped Amador Rebollero on the shoulder to inform him that one of the bathroom stalls had opened up. The guy who hit his head on the cement floor after being punched is in bad shape:

...the definitive description of Howard as a guy who thinks he's the funniest person in the room and never is.

...replaced by video of Nancy Grace literally relieving herself on their beds.

Quick, crazy story about parents losing kids in public. A few years ago, at a fall festival type thing at a farm near my house, some parents lost track of their kid. They were running around, looking everywhere, screaming his name. They ended up getting in this big pond in the middle of the property because they…

Boogers, man. Having to stare at a huge nugget while you piss is just the worst. Who are these people that wipe their boogers all over the wall at the urinal? Who?!

Huh. I'm surprised they're not making them change uniforms.