Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

+1

Samer. Barry. Samer. Barry. It's Monday.

You might want to look up his position again, Barry. He looks more like a DB, or more specifically, an ODB.

He's just a huge football fan and wants to be a part of the game. He even wears his helmet everywhere he goes.

The P stands for Phart.

"Genius!"

A foal is a young horse. Foul kind of sounds like foal. You know a joke is good when you have to explain it.

He helped him get off, yeah, but I'm sure Elway Jr was crushed to hear of his son's foal behavior.

We now know two things:

I'm not surprised. 49 has been coming before 5-0 for as long as I can remember.

Sure, it's not great, but I bet he impressed his co-stars. They were certain the "we talkin' about practice" guy would never come to rehearsals.

Mind if I copy and paste this into my portfolio?

[mehhhhh]

Still better than Lil' B.

"When you go to Mecca, you should be able to slide wherever you want," Reid said after the game. "We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

"When you go to Mecca, you should be able to slide wherever you want," Reid said after the game. "We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

When asked for his thoughts on the suspensions, #1 Texas Longhorn fan and known pot smoker Matthew McConaughey responded "Vince Vaughn? Are you freakin' kiddin' me?"

Saturday, 11 am, a group of 12 year old boys dig through their baseball card collection.

Glen Davis: Piece of cake, I hate apples.