And the baseball sounds in the background. I'm a softie!

No joke. That was actually pretty amazing.

"Hey, Derrick, you're finally getting the support you need!"

Terry, who declines to give his age or his profession..

This is what a Tiger Woods' wet dream is made of. Winning a major.

I guess the south will not rise again.

You forgot to post the video, Will.

He said the crowd around him were chuckling the entire time.

It's Germany. Just think how high that line would be if they included all the "person on person" peeing.

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Also notably missing - Larry Johnson.

"killll....meeeee"

HIS DUCKFACE ON POINT DOUGH.

Coaches like this are rare. Most of them prefer to call their players "cocksuckers", not "pussies".

/plants crack on dead cow

I was ready to call this list BS because I didn't expect it to include the hardest game of all time, Battletoads. Didn't think many people knew about that game. It must have been designed by Satan himself. Ditto for TMNT.

I haven't seen a Brazilian misuse their own hole like that since 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Welp, we're done here, folks.

Pictured: two asses and a boob.