No worries. Your post was awesome.

Directed by Carmelo Anthony. He'll shoot anything.

And you used my screen grab you slick son of a...

Damn you. +1

Publicist: You gotta do a throw back thursday post!

It's my duty as a father to ensure this doesn't happen to my sons when they're older. They will NEVER root for the Mets.

He was the ball.

Classic Swarbrick easter egg.

Definitely better than what this bored track and field athlete did with his pole.

"Liver, kidneys, you owe Mr. Irsay an apology."

Bartolo Colon: Pitching is like eating.

Outlaw Baby Penis'd Quarterbacks

Gives his trademark hand gesture a whole new meaning.

Making up names is fun.

Nice try, Sumner Redstone.

Wife: Chris, you're all over the news. Did you see you the article on Deadspin?

He's actually just doing a spot for Chili's new ¡GANG BANGER! apps.

You forgot to add "-Rush Limbaugh"

Yeah, the half filled middle school gym tells me all of the And1 guys are doing great.

I like this a lot.