Rich Eisen: We go now to the executive bathroom. Commissioner Goodell had Indian food for lunch, and judging by the groans, we're going to want to get this on camera.

A room full of 60 year olds? Pretty sure this is just them celebrating the fact that they finally figured out which TV input to use.

What an asshole. Who shoots video in portrait mode?

Seinfeld in classic high pitch Seinfeld voice: I mean WHAT's the DEAL with YOUR outfit? And your speech pattern? Those aren't even words! Are YOU okaaaay? You obviously have some sort of head trauma. Can we PLEASE get this man a doctor!!!

"wouldn't want no other coach"

He's worse.

Stupid dog with its stupid progressive retinal atrophy. #lolcanineblindness

That sounds right. Now picture that being shoved into a...I can't do it. Let's just enjoy the rest of our day and forget this ever happened.

I'd say this is excellent but it was a mash up that led to this whole fiasco. I mean, have you ever seen a flaccid 80 year old penis up close?

See, Donald, mixing two seemingly different things together can work. Now, just pour that bleach in with that ammonia.

Also - I was shocked at how bad DeSean's rapping was. Great beat, ok video, but his verses DID NOT RHYME. And Snoop dialing it in? He's been doing that for 2 decades.

Making music and shooting videos is so inexpensive now (with the exception of the tracks featuring a guest verse from a star) I can't really blame any of these guys. It's a hobby they enjoy and they have a lot of money. There would totally be a Karl Marx Sanchez jazz fusion album out there if I had the cash.

Wait a second..what?! Didn't know that was his label. Kiev is a legitimately great band. Pretty niche, but I think they're going to get big in the next few years despite having an awful name.

"It ain't what your country can do for you, it's what you can do for your country."

Still trying to figure this one out:

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I can't blame him. I've tried for years to "go yard" with myself but I lack flexibility.

It's 2014, by now I think a 7 year old would be more confused by Jeff Fisher's mustache. Come on dude, shave that thing already!