Now, if only he would apologize for making Nothing But Trouble.

As a Titans fan and as someone who doesn't know anything about Michigan football, I had to look this guy up when we picked him, mainly because he looked like the second coming of Richie Incognito. I mean really, he looked like an uber-douche last night, like an 80s movie high school bully.

Ha. Both work.

Brandon Weeden...

Don't let this dinosaur give you any ideas, Clemens. No one wants to see you bleach your hair again.

Whew, peanut vendor, for a second there I thought you were going to say it hit a real person.

This is one of my worst fears. Having to go to an Orioles game.

Whoever wrote this is definitely going to lose his or her job soon. Because they work for a newspaper.

Or Steve Phillips' site Pounder of ESPN...Interns.

"I need someone to help me. Anybody. I feel so alone out here."

That is what stuck out to me as well. With brutes like Jordan and Griffin out there you would think it would be a little clunky. Nope. They are all very in sync. It's awesome to watch.

Well, at least he won't be lying when he tells his wife he changed the baby. He did CHANGE the baby...forever.

Oh, screw you Kinja.

Yeah, I could have googled SD coach, but who has the time! I got to work!

Why doesn't anyone ever talk about coaching and the organization as factors in a rookie QBs performance? I don't know who the coach was when Leaf was with the Chargers, but couldn't some of the blame be put on him?

I'd say if he wants results, he should just put a full screen GOATSE shot up, but these are NETS fans.

Please, dear, do me, a dying man in his last days, one last favor - play me that recording - the one where I spew unbelievable hateful shit and sound like the worst person to ever walk the Earth. I want to remember. I want to remember the good ol' days. Please, dear. Pleeasseee. Cough. Cough.

Make all the jokes you want Deadspin, but remember this, the man had one hell of a crossover.

#tbt #swag #irememberthatplacehadagreatwaitstaff

Do you think a horse having an unusual name hurts their chances of winning the derby? Would a horse named John or Thomas have an advantage over a horse named "Whoa, Shut Up" or "Lemonjalo"?