In related news, JR Smith has changed his name to...

Sources close to Sterling say this is the Deadspin article that pisses him off the most. He had never heard of a Racial Dot Map.

Watch your mouth, young man.

He was great in AI.

Well done, sir.

I think this is something that is going to be league wide by the end of the day. The Bucks have already changed the background of their existing site.

Heads up - the good stuff (and it's really good) starts at around 5:00.

You seem nice.

+1 pump

He's going to be so pissed when he realizes his maid mixed a red in with the whites.

Go on...

This site always forgets to put NSFW in the headline. Now, my boss thinks I just sit around staring at cocks and balls all day.

Holy. Crap. +3 fainting ladies.

I don't have a personal copy, but it might be somewhere. The newspaper went out of business last year so who knows. Reading it as an adult would probably be traumatizing.

Well, besides my mom calling out my little league coaches for not starting me in a LONG ARTICLE PUBLISHED IN OUR TOWN NEWSPAPER I really don't have any. Too bad.

No coupon. They were marked down because they had been returned.

And if a Times style reporter asks you for a quote, walk the other way.

I'm coming Elizabeth!